Yes, that's about right I think. I think if "I couldn't give a flying fuck" was an option to the question on whether TB should get a knighthood, it would win hands down. (View Post)

Good advice. Perhaps you should heed it yourself before you embark on some of your lengthier diatribes? (View Post)

Speaking from the left, it doesn't stick in my gullet at all. And I'm pretty confident I speak for most of us, who are entirely relaxed about Tony's belated recognition. (View Post)

We treated ourselves to The Ivy on NYD. Quite posh (and a bit overpriced for what it is), by my standards. The bill for two was £97 for starters, mains, coffee for one and a bottle of perfectly accep… (View Post)

An average pun, by your standards. (View Post)