I'm not sure why you need an alert on your phone to tell you the result of your pee. It should be self-evident. (View Post)

If you head off right now, you could just get there in time to knock on one door. Could make all the difference. (View Post)

Labour to win with a majority of 543 over the Tories. Lib Dems a fair bit behind. (I can't be arsed to work out the percentages). (View Post)

You may not agree with it, and that's fine. But the motion is not wholly unreasonable, starting as it does with: This House utterly condemns the massacre of Israeli civilians and taking of hosta… (View Post)

I could have told the government all that for free, without the expense of setting up a National Infrastructure Commission. (View Post)