Incidentally, she who must be obeyed has been summoning me to watch Crufts with her for the last couple of days. I have used your running commentary to inform her that there's no need as I am be… (View Post)

Splendid retort - and you're right. I must take less pride in my posts. (View Post)

Hey - I'm not in the conservative party! (View Post)

Deleted due to pointlessness of what I'd just written. Sorry. (View Post)

I agree. It's great, isn't it? (View Post)