For non-Guardian readers, potential jokes of the year published today. Most are weak, but: Q: Why is the Government having problems with their version of the Christmas nativity? A: They can't fi… (View Post)

Excellent, but you forgot to mention Tracy Brabin's leather trousers and orange shoes. Designed to appeal to a different, perhaps kinkier, part of the electorate. (View Post)

Yes, Starmer has had an Arsenal season ticket for donkeys' years. Reeves is probably like my other half - not interested in football but watching the game as it's an occasion. Nowt wrong wi… (View Post)

That's just because most low-paid jobs are in the private sector, including many of the lowest paid jobs that used to be in the public sector but have been contracted out to the private sector. … (View Post)

Just watched that clip. I'd like to send a very clear message to Zahawi. Fuck off. (View Post)