One over your mouth/nose presumably, but where on earth was the other one? (View Post)

Sorry, that's impossible. The UK leads on everything, world-beatingly; Boris keeps telling me, so it must be true. Macron is just a French popinjay, surely? (View Post)

I'm not sure Gavin Williamson's knighthood is going down well. My lovely wife is a fairly mild-mannered woman who rarely swears, and is generally more interested in vintage clothes than pol… (View Post)

Astonishing. I reckon we're all in with a good chance then, if he can get one. (View Post)

Good - no more flat pack tanks for Putin. (View Post)