Just make sure nobody else cooks your goose. (View Post)

That one's more than a fortnight old. I'm sure Labour will be under 5% by now. (View Post)

We give our lovely postie a bottle of wine each year. In return, he is jolly diligent, even using his sleuthing abilities to track down for us a coffee machine that had been delivered to the wrong ad… (View Post)

Apparently, sales of Summertime Blues have rocketed over here since July 5th. (View Post)

The list of things that Trump's going to do on day one gets longer and longer. He's going to have fuck all left to do on day two. (View Post)