Are there any opinion polls due today? Hope everybody has a fabulous Xmas. (View Post)

Cassius Clay to Muhammad Ali? Like Philip/Bartholomew, real heavyweights. (View Post)

You're obviously excellent at this parenting lark, given that you've got a seven year-old yet are still in bed at 9.32. (View Post)

Even for you, the BiB seems rather draconian. Meet the new Phil, same as the old Phil. (View Post)

Yep, he's completely buggered. What chance does he have when even his friends like the Telegraph and Big G start ganging up on him? None. (View Post)