Me. I went for 543, with the LDs lagging well behind the Tories. (View Post)

She's been told to Walk? (It's Wark). (View Post)

I'm not sure why you need an alert on your phone to tell you the result of your pee. It should be self-evident. (View Post)

If you head off right now, you could just get there in time to knock on one door. Could make all the difference. (View Post)

Labour to win with a majority of 543 over the Tories. Lib Dems a fair bit behind. (I can't be arsed to work out the percentages). (View Post)