Good to hear you're out and about. Though personally I wouldn't call two or three men in shorts "very crowded". Maybe it's the gin? (View Post)

The last one was probably Matt Hancock, which undoubtedly fitted your 'odious creep' criterion, if not the 'light entertainment' bit. (View Post)

Not sure about that. For example, I patiently wade through PB comments most days. (View Post)

For around 30 years I believed, and was bemused, that in Quicksand Bowie sang "Knowledge comes from tax relief". Eventually I googled it, and realised it was "death's release"… (View Post)

"Excuse me a minute, having a few palpitations. I've just seen the latest YouGov poll". (View Post)