You're obviously excellent at this parenting lark, given that you've got a seven year-old yet are still in bed at 9.32. (View Post)

Even for you, the BiB seems rather draconian. Meet the new Phil, same as the old Phil. (View Post)

Yep, he's completely buggered. What chance does he have when even his friends like the Telegraph and Big G start ganging up on him? None. (View Post)

Hm? No great achievement, as he's already told you his name will be Phil Otter....... (View Post)

I've just returned home to see this. Looking good for me provided the downward path continues. If I win, it may be the first book by a Tory to enter my house (apart from Blair's autobiograp… (View Post)