And the nation unanimously shouted: "Who?". (View Post)

I don't think even the Taliban would have him. (View Post)

Oh dear - I do hope you realise my post was a joke - satire, if you like. But I guess there's a grain of truth.... (View Post)

One of the most exciting things about the partygate saga is that, apparently, Boris won't know whether he was at the party or not until Sue Gray tells him. He must be finding the tension unbeara… (View Post)

This important update may have got lost at the end of the last thread; apologies for repetition if already seen: I think Boris will be cleared. I've just been passed the statement that he's… (View Post)