Jacob isn't the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy. As Nanny has to frequently tell him. (View Post)

I fear you mis-typed 'loyal' for 'bonkers' in your last sentence. (View Post)

That's not terribly patriotic of those Tories, is it? (View Post)

Same in Brighton, where the annual Pride parade and festival are about to start. Huge amounts of smudged make-up are anticipated. (View Post)

Indeed. The Tories can't run a bath because they are a shower. (View Post)