Yes. His species spend winters in the silt at the bottom of ponds. (View Post)

I said some weeks ago that Murray will never lose Morningside. I regret that I was imprecise. I meant in an election against other parties. I didn't bank on him being defeated by Labour. (View Post)

The Holly and the VI (View Post)

There's no difference between Boris and Trump. Both racist sex-pests, both Bannonite nationalists. Both shitting on the constitutions of their countries. (View Post)

I do hope nobody's surprised by this. I mean, parliament was quite clear about its wishes on Saturday. (View Post)