She confirmed what I have always thought. People join other parties for vaguely ideological reasons, but people join the Conservatives to network. (View Post)

I haven't been abroad since 2009. So this year I am going for an overseas summer holiday, while I am still fit enough. I have ruled out USA, Canada and Mexico. (View Post)

For the full effect you need a hen party and a stag party in the same carriage. (View Post)

We're looking for sites for New Towns, aren't we? (View Post)

The one whose skin is so thin he has banned Winnie-the-Pooh? (View Post)