People always criticise "opportunists" but surely it is better to take opportunities than to miss them? (View Post)

There was also the Scotsman with a table leg, who was not an Irishman with a gun. (View Post)

I once worked on a midframe/mainframe computer where the power switch had a plastic cover over it, because allegedly a cleaner had once powered one down accidentally with the handle of their mop. (View Post)

Oh dear, some of the Y2K code I wrote may not work in 2100. (View Post)

Which signifies so much as to what is wrong with Westminster politics today. Voting for or against something should not depend on who is doing the proposing. (View Post)