I must say that discovering my son's porn stash in about 2000 was very different from discovering my dad's porn stash in about 1970. (View Post)

Cue the old joke about everyone calling the priest Father, apart from his own kids who call him uncle. (View Post)

If you want to "have your way with women" a police warrant card is more useful than a GRC. (View Post)

That's the private sector for you. (View Post)

You need to watch Die Hard after watching Love Actually to see Alan Rickman get his just deserts. (View Post)