Reminds me of what the teacher taking us for rugby at school said to me once " Alan, It doesn't matter if you can run like shit off hot shovel if you haven't got the bloody ball!" (said in … (View Post)

Volodymyr Zelenskyy says Hi. (View Post)

Fuel prices are lower today, in cash terms never mind real terms, than they were in 2012. Fuel duty has not kept pace with earnings inflation. (View Post)

I must say that discovering my son's porn stash in about 2000 was very different from discovering my dad's porn stash in about 1970. (View Post)

Cue the old joke about everyone calling the priest Father, apart from his own kids who call him uncle. (View Post)