Not sure, should I go with - "I once stood for Parliament" or "I once shook the hand of Jimmy Saville" ? (View Post)

You're just boasting you have abs (plural). (View Post)

Oi! Don't knock the alumni of Reading - I'm one! (View Post)

Nobody is running as "I'm an unsafe pair of hands" though, are they? (View Post)

Even "non-slimming" ready meals are OK in my experience. An Indian or Chinese ready meal from the supermarket will be one container, half rice, half curry or whatever. A takeaway will be a … (View Post)