Alan is increasingly rare as a first name. I blame films like The Hangover and Love, Honour and Obey where Alan, or Fat Alan is the butt of the jokes. And don't get me started on that bloody pra… (View Post)

Except there was no choice. (View Post)

The perfect food is an Irish Coffee. All the essential food groups are there - alcohol, fat , sugar and caffeine. (View Post)

"Close to stalling" is the same thing as "growing, but very slowly", isn't it? (View Post)

He would have approved of the Euro then. (View Post)