No_Offence_Alan

A novel, if extreme, cure for constipation. (View Post)

"What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?" "Chicken sees-a salad." My coat, thank you .. (View Post)

My train conductor friend says it is a PITA when Portillo is glad-handing everyone while my mate is trying to get a train off on time. (View Post)

Blame Eric Pickles, for whom a special circle in hell is reserved for crimes against local government. https://www.gov.uk/government/news/eric-pickles-to-disband-audit-commission-in-new-era-of-town-h… (View Post)

And on to a paddle board. (View Post)