If any Tory MP says Labour are "soft on crime", Labour should propose building a prison in their constituency. (View Post)

Can a fly stop a train? Imagine a fly flying at 5 mph towards a train travelling at 50 mph. And they collide. Draw a graph of the fly's progress. At one time it is flying in one direction at 5 mph, t… (View Post)

And if the LDs are sensible they will turn them down. Edit: Unless they have a dated photocopy of their letter to the 1922 committee no-confidencing Sunak. (View Post)

The SNP can now fit in a campervan. (View Post)

My account will look better when the (expected) Inverness result is recognised by Ladbrokes. (View Post)