I suppose the first question the Tory winner in Southend will be asked is "Are you going to write a letter?" (View Post)

Hmm, I feel uneasy about that report. We were talking about goldfish bowls earlier - it's rough if you can't have an argument in your own home without people rushing to the press. Not the f… (View Post)

Got it in 4 - at last my PhD comes good :). Or...lucky with getting the last 2 on the first go... (View Post)

Like a shot. I'd do it today if I thought I could get selected. Tempus bloody fugit, sadly. (View Post)

I remember once riffling through the papers in a newsagent in central Nottingham (miles away from my constituency) and my eye being caught by some sex story in the Sun. The man standing next to me gu… (View Post)