I dispute that entirely........ I couldn't possibly fit in my parents' basement, it's too full of claret. (View Post)

Exactly, the lesson to take from this is to order more varied buffets, not cut out the food that the majority eat. (View Post)

Ha. Touche! Joking apart we're still in touch. She was in a minority of 4 amongst about 500 that night! (View Post)

All this talk of veggie options makes me think of my freshers dinner. They forgot to make a veggie main course. My tutor had a word, and suddenly the (very few, this was Oxford in the Noughties) vegg… (View Post)

Stupidity like this is why I'm glad to be the boss. (View Post)