Mr. Dean, if I weren't already green enough on Truss I'd be tempted to top on her. (View Post)

Mr. Borough, perhaps, but all of England, Wales, and much of Scotland are in the amber zone, so I hope nobody has the bright idea of going mountain climbing because it'll be 'cooler'. (View Post)

FPT Mr. Observer, I must agree. Temperatures of 25C at 10pm is bloody horrendous. The only PBers enjoying that will be lizards and lunatics. (View Post)

Mr. G1, too nerdy? Pish. Write it, and post it! (View Post)

Mr. Eagles, calm thyself lest thy pantaloons be besmirched with ecstasy. (View Post)