Mr. Topping, you think she's attractive? Stay cool. Don't lose your head over her. (View Post)

Mr. Sandpit, perhaps. But a few years ago we stopped sharing anti-terror info with the Germans because it mysteriously kept being leaked. The sharing ended, the leaking stopped. (View Post)

Mr. Royale, sounds a bit like Twitter. This is more cultish nonsense, pretending physical biology doesn't exist or matter even though it's literally a matter of fact. (View Post)

Mr. Urquhart, under a Morris Dancer Government, those protestors would still be swimming back to shore after having been launched by trebuchet into the North Sea. Vote Morris Dancer for Flowing Traff… (View Post)

Mr. Urquhart, it's a naff set of proposals. Flexible working's great but can't possibly suit every single job. And, as you say, most people on zero hours contracts like them. Dull fool… (View Post)