Ah, ID cards. The fetish of bureaucrats and dystopian tyrants alike. (View Post)

Tariffs are so great the stock market disagrees it's your fault, China [Playing about with a haiku] (View Post)

Just realised Trump's put more tariffs on penguins than Putin. (View Post)

Important question: have the penguins decided whether they're going to enact retaliatory tariffs? (View Post)

Good morning, everyone. That quote made me think of a man standing on a ledge at the top of a tall building. Lots of people will want to negotiate with him too. It doesn't mean he's in an incredibly … (View Post)