Mr. Thompson, that's just what the ALIENS want! (View Post)

Mr. kle4, aye. The PM's shoved his todger into a Chinese finger trap, and trying to shake himself free only calls more attention to his stupidity. (View Post)

Mr. kinabalu, I have to admit, that wasn't on my to do list when cleaning the interior of my PS4. Perhaps unexpectedly, I don't really use it. Dead against the far left, of course. (View Post)

Mr. Carnyx, sounds like when I tried to clean the inside of my PS4. (View Post)

Mr Max, be fair. There's not much scope to raise interest rates any more. They're at the very high rate of (checks), er, 0.1%. (View Post)