Mr. Sandpit, aye, just in time for the PS6 and Xbox ConfusingName377PartB to come out. (View Post)

Mr. Foremain, I'm not a Londoner, but presumably "Accused Lame Duck" is rhyming slang? (View Post)

We should be glad Boris Johnson is a real boy. If he were a wooden one, he'd have a nose long enough to provide a new runway at Heathrow. (View Post)

Mr. eek, then the Conservatives deserve to lose. Johnson's incompetent, utterly selfish, cares nothing for his country, and is currently as popular as the prospect of a handjob from Edward Sciss… (View Post)

Good morning, everyone, and welcome to today's edition of Where's That Backbone? Will today be the day Conservative MPs discover a collective spine and oust the incompetent? Probably not. (View Post)