We should be glad Boris Johnson is a real boy. If he were a wooden one, he'd have a nose long enough to provide a new runway at Heathrow. (View Post)

Mr. eek, then the Conservatives deserve to lose. Johnson's incompetent, utterly selfish, cares nothing for his country, and is currently as popular as the prospect of a handjob from Edward Sciss… (View Post)

Good morning, everyone, and welcome to today's edition of Where's That Backbone? Will today be the day Conservative MPs discover a collective spine and oust the incompetent? Probably not. (View Post)

Starmer's odds (next PM) down significantly from 11 to around 8.4. Might still be value there, but I had a little extra around 12 or so and don't feel like betting more. (View Post)

Mr. Eagles, perhaps. But I doubt there'll be a smoking gun and any MPs waiting for that may be inclined to continue spinelessly prevaricating. (View Post)