Quite pleased the ISIS member has been refused the right to return. Of course, she's still alive. Unlike the children crucified by the group she travelled a thousand miles to join. Or that Jorda… (View Post)

Mr. Divvie, surely we can all agree that time-travelling nanopatticles are a serious threat? Next you'll be saying we shouldn't worry about transmogrifying potato people. (View Post)

Good morning, everyone. Mr. Thompson, hope your lady wife and yourself are ok. (View Post)

Mr. Eagles, Commodus, at one point, gave himself twelve names and renamed every month of the year after himself. (View Post)

Mr. Teacher, we came *this* close to having an election with leaders called Gordon and Ming. *sighs* (View Post)