Mr. Mark, well, when I say 'carpet' it was an amalgamation of dust and asbestos, but it was a carpet to us. (View Post)

Mr. Eagles, one would've thought the Institute of Underwear Makers would offer excellent Budget briefs. (View Post)

Mr. Phil, all privileges? Still got plenty of cash, and prospects for more due almost entirely to the profile Harry gained as a member of the Royal Family. It's quite complicated. He's ofte… (View Post)

Mr. Royale, some people have no financial discipline whatsoever. It's an alien mindset to me, but some just like splashing cash and getting themselves pretty things and are then outraged and sur… (View Post)

Mr. Thompson, even in inverted commas, we don't have a first lady. She's the current PM's current lady friend. And if she wants to blow a load of cash beyond an annual £30k allowance t… (View Post)