I take it as a compliment that I was/am seen as wise beyond my years. (View Post)

Mrs C, you're right (about the slippers). (View Post)

El Capitano, his dagger isn't going to sharpen itself, is it? (View Post)

Hearing unconfirmed rumours the PM is to announce £10bn in public funding for a programme to clone Jacob Rees Mogg and Nadine Dorries. (View Post)

2022 departure down to 1.07. (View Post)