So it’s not a crisis budget. No. It’s a "targeted fiscal event" - therefore, as it’s not a budget at all, ohhhh no, usual sensible checks and balances and scrutiny of what government doing … (View Post)

I swear the machines wonky! I don’t like the refs waving play on after clear fouls last season either, that’s bad preparation for Englands World Cup where refs will whistle on every touch and drop. (View Post)

It was a photo shopped upskirt of Liz showing her kegs as she entered number 10 actually - but if it was a drawing like a saucy postcode or cartoon in paper it probably wouldn’t’ take have been a ban… (View Post)

The runners up were way better My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock 🙂 (View Post)

Banned yes, but it was clearly my own fault - for a brief moment I turned the leadership race into a lewdership race with my saucy postcard sense of humour - so had long conversation with myself abou… (View Post)