First! First first first first firrrrrrrst And that’s not Best PM judgement of voters where Starmer is only 1% ahead having but just taken the lead. Downward direction of travel don’t look so great f… (View Post)

The main reason house prices so high was printing money instead of building houses. (View Post)

I ain’t afraid of upsetting no ectoplasm. Ectoplasm has a very well developed sense of humour. I read that in a book. (View Post)

A young psychic midget named Marge Went to jail on a serious charge. But despite lock and key The lady broke free And the News said "Small Medium at Large" (View Post)

Well I’m explicitly off to bed, because the sheep will be implicitly waiting for their muesli at sunrise. Got to keep their calcium up - we’ve had two die this week. I might stay here in Yorkshire lo… (View Post)