I’ve got a mini pig! Wilbur. 🐷 He’s got a happy playful temperament. He’s got better ball control than the England football team. I’m currently house training him, but he also has a big run outside … (View Post)

I apologise for being grumpy and ramping rubbish. My mum attacked Wilbur hard with a cushion he flew in the air, and there’s been a big bust up, and I hadn’t calmed down and wasn’t concentrating prop… (View Post)

Ha. You spin out deflection tactics. If you rise from 66/1 to win due a series of peculiar fortune, it can only be down to witchcraft. And Winning would be all the proof needed. The Devil himself is … (View Post)

Exactly what a guilty witch would say! (View Post)

Are you so high on hopia you cannot read this room? In your constituency, witches were burnt at the stake for far less. Can you not sense the jeopardy you are in? “Ha ha ha, you can’t burn me at the … (View Post)