God invented shallots for a reason. (View Post)

Your is the blokiest chauvinist ignorant post, as it doesn’t realise us ladies use more porn and lube than men. You men all over in 8 seconds, then cheese and onion sandwich and match of the day. We … (View Post)

Apparently you can by-pass it and get to your normal porn in just 5 seconds! Thank God. If you can pass on exactly how to do that i’de be grateful, I’m slow at IT. Thanks. 💦 (View Post)

I’m drunk on home made cocktails. Tapping out. (View Post)

Norman’s are Vikings. You notice how they came from nowhere and disappeared into nowhere, not long Vikings history? The Vikings didn’t disappear, they became normans and English by switching from rai… (View Post)