You get the £10 if you are busking on the bagpipes, and/or have a fetching doggie on a piece of string. Just so you know. (View Post)

But you are monitoring it the whole time. I have to check about every 90 seconds for evidence of people being wrong on the internet. (View Post)

He objects to the fact that modern life is complicated. All his points have the same flaw, but the most obvious is (example of undesirable crud) "Straightforward crime and the anti-crime measure… (View Post)

The card is on the phone, and I carry one £5 and one £10 in case I am in a good mood and see an indigent like you begging by the roadside. (View Post)

Bit gammony having a wallet these days shirley, don't people put stuff in their phone case? This happened to me twice in London in pre-phone days, wallet handed in intact except for cash. (View Post)