When I travel abroad, I put my bicycle in a sustainable coracle and paddle across the channel. Jolly lonely up here on the moral high ground. (View Post)

Sure. Cash point man will live a long time in the memory. There are at least 7 cash points in Ampthill. (View Post)

Tells me more about the inhabitants of Ampthill than anything else, and not in a good way. (View Post)

Conversely it is said an Australian tourist board carried out painstaking investigations to identify the most lethal animal in all Australia. Answer: the horse. (View Post)

It may make you angry, but it is true. Yes, on the NHS it is gatekept to fuck to keep out people who just want everything to stop and clean sheets and 3 meals a day for a week or two. It is also unwi… (View Post)