But when they're laid in bed at night watching roaches climb the wall... (View Post)

I had 10 cloudless days in the hebrides in June this year (also windless and was trying to sail so not ideal), two virtually Caribbean summers in 1984 and 2006 (the only 2 complete summers I have had… (View Post)

Here south of Watford there are toilets in cinemas (View Post)

Frankly, the weather should be apologising to us this weekend. (View Post)

Or slip him an envelope of used 20s with a note as to your preference (View Post)