Miklosvar

Not sure that comes across in the light-hearted way you probably intended. (View Post)

A man is making the final arrangements for his wife's funeral. The vicar says "Any questions you'd like to ask?" and he says, "Yes, what's the wi-fi password here?" The vicar, app… (View Post)

Dunno about Skye, but I saw Peat and Diesel (from Lewis) at the weekend. Make the Pogues look like a church choir. Fab. (View Post)

Went to a lodge in Zambia where it was very widely publicised that everybody bought plastic drinks tokens at the head office in town and left all other money and passports in the safe there before he… (View Post)

"If someone is already getting to work in their car and extra capacity is added, then that doesn't cause the same person to now go to two places of work simultaneously." No, but it causes a… (View Post)