The scary thing is Musk is the richest man in the world. So he can make it happen. (View Post)

Are you one of those who would have agreed with Alan Clark that football hooligans were proud exponents of the British martial spirit? You may be surprised to find that quite a large majority of the … (View Post)

I’ve had a fun morning. I witnessed an “elaborate” van theft on our street. Van 1 zooms into a parking space (that I was about to park in, the bastard). Driver gets out and runs up the road. Van 2 dr… (View Post)

Exactly. There aren’t many conveyor belt options in central London. That’s what she would like. Which apparently, despite it being a mid range chain, makes my daughter an out of touch elitist. (View Post)

Sorry Malcolm, can I just check what you’re saying? That I’m a privileged bellend because my daughter, on her 12th birthday, would like to go to a sushi place with a conveyor belt. And that the fact … (View Post)