Small because of frost in early May, but ripe because of heatwave ever since. (View Post)

Twas the joke. (View Post)

I’m boycotting Malbec for a year (unless it’s from Cahors, obviously). (View Post)

I’ve always thought we should give them the isle of Portland, and we can keep Gibraltar. Similar shape and geology. Useful Spanish naval base location. And imagine the excellent tourism and stag do o… (View Post)

They’ll have 5 in penalties. Though hopefully fewer. At least after tonight the world’s social media enthusiasm for annexing and ethnically cleansing the Falkland Islands just for the Bantz will die … (View Post)