I’ve had a fun morning. I witnessed an “elaborate” van theft on our street. Van 1 zooms into a parking space (that I was about to park in, the bastard). Driver gets out and runs up the road. Van 2 dr… (View Post)

Exactly. There aren’t many conveyor belt options in central London. That’s what she would like. Which apparently, despite it being a mid range chain, makes my daughter an out of touch elitist. (View Post)

Sorry Malcolm, can I just check what you’re saying? That I’m a privileged bellend because my daughter, on her 12th birthday, would like to go to a sushi place with a conveyor belt. And that the fact … (View Post)

They had the proper canonical look of burglar bill. Just needed some eye patches and stripy tops and a swag bag. Unshaven, probably in their 30s, could imagine them featuring in porridge. Very differ… (View Post)

The only author who can make me chuckle simply with a standard turn of phrase. (View Post)