Perhaps they’re doing this all wrong. Get someone to do a survey of Donbas and find some rare bats. That’ll put a stop to any more Russian advances. (View Post)

If you’re cutting welfare and entitlements, there’s one very obvious pot of gold where you can start: pensions. (View Post)

All these silly tax kites being flown are the direct result of the governing party having ruled out all the straightforward stuff in its manifesto. Just rowing back the two last minute NI cuts of the… (View Post)

But that would leave a lot of church roofs unfixed. Good morning from a Paris that contrary to warnings from here doesn’t appear to be visibly on its knees. (View Post)

He has the job unless he decides to retire from the role voluntarily (or he turns up in the Epstein files or something). (View Post)