These days the appropriate phrase is losing our Parthenon sculptures. (View Post)

Moustache got in the way a bit. (This was 6th form not year six, I now feel the need to clarify having reread the OP). (View Post)

At my school leavers’ party in the mid 90s I snogged my Spanish teacher. (View Post)

The MoD should just buy them from Ukraine once the war’s over. It’s going to be a defence manufacturing superpower. (View Post)

I think that’s pretty much it. There’s still a left and a right, and Reform is a party of the right. It’s managed to drag the conservatives in its direction, but its main role is providing voters wit… (View Post)