I'm happy with my "toe back in the water bets", after the Theresa May wrong-call mess", which should make something around £500 on the basics, plus surprises, seat bets and lollip… (View Post)

Heh. I did one of these today. At least it is only £1. In Ashfield you get three dinners with a 10% service charge for £1, and 1p change. (View Post)

This is the point at which I may begin placing shortish constituency bets 'because that looks interesting', so probably time to shut down for 24 hours. (View Post)

I don't want to be crushing, but why is two Aldis a revelation? The ALDI brothers (iirc) divided up the world like Pope Alexander VI did between Portugal and Spain in the Treaty of Tortillas *, … (View Post)

My piccie for the day is Dave Walker's latest cartoon, The Election. Very straightforward, a little less whimsical than usual, and everso slightly pointed. Available here for recirculation. http… (View Post)