I once took a piss next to Pierce Brosnan at Cliveden. Didn't fancy kissing him though. Now, if it had been Dan Craig... (View Post)

I'm not sure our Chancellor has yet demonstrated she has an understanding of "embarrassment". She'll certainly never discover the concept of "an embarrassment of riches"… (View Post)

As soon as January, I believe. (View Post)

Not vicious enough to be tim. But if it is, he'll piss off again when I remind him he owes me a gold sovereign. (View Post)

Anybody getting riled at that is missing an opportunity to get REALLY riled at stuff elsewhere.... (View Post)