I shall try that. Next to the sleeping missus... I'm sure she will thank me for reducing the symptoms of my loud noises keeping her awake. (View Post)

When you win elections, thems the breaks. Now, if Labour had had some plans on taking office... (View Post)

I know we are expected to treat Liverpool fans as poor little angels, taken too soon at Hillsborough. But Liverpool fans were always the worst. Not alone, but the worst. As a teenage steward, I saw t… (View Post)

Surely, if the Empire can get away with anything, it's pineapple on a Death Star? (Somewhere I have an image of an Alien "facehugger" made from chicken and Lord knows what else, served… (View Post)

Rather amused by Nichola Sturgeon's gyrations in her biography denying specific allegations of lesbian affairs whilst leaving the door slightly ajar to the notion that she might have perhaps pos… (View Post)