A former Tory who was even too beyond the pale for Reform to take! (View Post)

If only he'd had the eye of Burrell for significant works of art. Rather than hairdryers. (View Post)

My family tree goes back to a phytoplankton called Gerald, (View Post)

Given the Celts had first mover advantage, it's rather surprising they settled for the shite bits... (View Post)

Farage's problem is scrutiny. Great when leaning on the bar with a pint in his pewter tankard, sucking air through teeth and going "Oh, I wouldn't do it like that..." "So how… (View Post)