There's a seagull at Dartmouth M&S that grabs food out of your carrier bags. Tried running off with a loaf out of mine once. (View Post)

In this case, your loss. Buy when series 5 is all up, watch all series, then cancel. (View Post)

Can we trade him for John Cooper Clark? He'd be great at PMQs. "No-one's got a good word for you. But I have. Twat." (View Post)

The hope has to be that dickheads like that poison the well ahead of the next election. We are NOT the US. (View Post)

Hard to get a Government with no money to "pull its finger out" and support a company with a forward plan of some wanky design concepts but not much else... (View Post)